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11,853 votes
Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

CBS 2003

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

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The 10 Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men - S2E23

#1 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

8.20

Season 2 - Episode 23

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

The episode was rated #1 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 547 votes.

Two and a Half Men - S1E12

#2 - Camel Filters + Pheromones

8.20

Season 1 - Episode 12

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

The episode was rated #2 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 699 votes.

Two and a Half Men - S2E16

#3 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

8.19

Season 2 - Episode 16

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

The episode was rated #3 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 545 votes.

Two and a Half Men - S3E16

#4 - Ergo, the Booty Call

8.12

Season 3 - Episode 16

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

The episode was rated #4 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 585 votes.

Two and a Half Men - S1E18

#5 - An Old Flame With a New Wick

8.11

Season 1 - Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

The episode was rated #5 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 575 votes.

Two and a Half Men - S6E19
#6 - The Two Finger Rule
8.09
Season 6 - Episode 19

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

The episode was rated #1 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 491 votes.

Two and a Half Men - S3E24
#7 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
8.06
Season 3 - Episode 24

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

The episode was rated #2 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 452 votes.

Two and a Half Men - S11E20
#8 - Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
8.05
Season 11 - Episode 20

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

The episode was rated #3 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 937 votes.

Two and a Half Men - S4E19
#9 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
8.05
Season 4 - Episode 19

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

The episode was rated #4 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 505 votes.

Two and a Half Men - S10E20
#10 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
8.04
Season 10 - Episode 20

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

The episode was rated #5 Best episode of Two and a Half Men from 762 votes.

Last updated: feb 24, 2021

Comments

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liked it up until Charlie left. Not a fan of the actor but the show was a lot better with him. Also it has just been beaten to death now and the show is old.

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Best series EVER! This guy Alan is amazing!

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was funny, somewhat sexist but funny while Sheen was still on; I can't believe they're still making seasons with Kutcher in it. The role is totally wrong for him! He should stick to funny rom coms

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How there can be over 10 seasons of this crap is beyond all things making sense.

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I know Charlie never comes back but for some reason I'm still waiting for his sudden appearence. He's just entering to his house noticing the new furniture - and Walden: 'What the.... ?', 'Where the hell is my piano?!', 'Allan, you are still living here?! Move out! Now!!', 'And who the hell is he, by the way??', 'Oh, hi Jake.', 'Yeah, yeah, I'm not dead. Let's have a beer?' *Sorry for my bad English*

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season 11 is just awful...a lesbian instead of charlie????

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The show is obviously not for everyone. I can take it or leave it. I think I laugh at times simply because it's so stupid. Just mindless fun. No thinking required

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Should have been canceled after they killed off Charlie

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I think this would have been the best show ever if it had ended on the 6th season.

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262 episodes later and I can honestly say I wish there was more. Obviously, seasons 1-8 were really something special with Charlie Sheen, but the last four were still easy watching. I would say seasons 9 and 10 were still as good as the worst of 1-8. I simply really enjoyed it throughout. Losing Jake for the last two seasons was the biggest blow to the flow of writing. There was an attempt to replace the "and a half men" in each of the last two seasons and neither really stuck the landing for me...but it was still good tv. This show was definitely not for everyone (drugs, alcohol, skimpily dressed women), but for others this is an ideal sitcom. I may be biased in the content, but I would recommend everyone at least give this show a chance. Average Season Review: 8.21/10 Recommendation: At Least Give it a Whirl (For Raunchy Comedy Fans)

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