Two and a Half Men

10 Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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#1 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (Season 2 - Episode 23)

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

The episode was rated 8.20 from 547 votes.

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#2 - Camel Filters + Pheromones (Season 1 - Episode 12)


When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

The episode was rated 8.20 from 699 votes.

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#3 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? (Season 2 - Episode 16)

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

The episode was rated 8.19 from 545 votes.

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#4 - Ergo, the Booty Call (Season 3 - Episode 16)


Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

The episode was rated 8.12 from 585 votes.

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#5 - An Old Flame With a New Wick (Season 1 - Episode 18)

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

The episode was rated 8.11 from 575 votes.

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#6 - The Two Finger Rule (Season 6 - Episode 19)


After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

The episode was rated 8.09 from 491 votes.

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#7 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (Season 3 - Episode 24)

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

The episode was rated 8.06 from 452 votes.

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#8 - Lotta Delis In Little Armenia (Season 11 - Episode 20)


Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

The episode was rated 8.05 from 937 votes.

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#9 - Smooth as a Ken Doll (Season 4 - Episode 19)

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancΓ©, Herb.

The episode was rated 8.05 from 505 votes.

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#10 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show (Season 10 - Episode 20)


Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

The episode was rated 8.04 from 762 votes.

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    #11 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy (Season 9 - Episode 16)

    When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

    The episode was rated 8.03 from 504 votes.

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    #12 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (Season 2 - Episode 19)


    After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

    The episode was rated 8.03 from 509 votes.

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    #13 - Santa's Village of the Damned (Season 3 - Episode 11)

    Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

    The episode was rated 8.02 from 575 votes.

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    #14 - Does This Smell Funny to You? (Season 2 - Episode 24)


    Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

    The episode was rated 8.02 from 509 votes.

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    #15 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (Season 3 - Episode 20)

    Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

    The episode was rated 8.02 from 533 votes.

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    #16 - Baseball Was Better With Steroids (Season 6 - Episode 24)


    Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

    The episode was rated 8.02 from 458 votes.

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    #17 - Frodo's Headshots (Season 9 - Episode 9)

    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

    The episode was rated 8.01 from 526 votes.

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    #18 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang (Season 11 - Episode 19)


    After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

    The episode was rated 8.00 from 951 votes.

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    #19 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (Season 2 - Episode 11)

    After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

    The episode was rated 8.00 from 575 votes.

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    #20 - Just Like Buffalo (Season 1 - Episode 23)


    Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

    The episode was rated 8.00 from 579 votes.


    Last updated: feb 04, 2023

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