Storage Wars

10 Best Episodes of Storage Wars - Season 7

When rent is not paid on a storage locker for three months in California, the contents can be sold by an auctioneer as a single lot of items in the form of a cash-only auction. The show follows professional buyers who purchase the contents based only on a five-minute inspection of what they can see from the door when it is open. The goal is to turn a profit on the merchandise.

Written by Sophie and last updated on feb 12, 2023.

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Storage Wars - S7E9

#13 - Too Many Cooks in the Locker (Season 7 - Episode 9)

The buyers head to Ivy's home turf of Lancaster, CA, where Mary tries to strike a deal with a surprising ally. Jarrod and Brandi turn up the heat on the competition and each other while Rene goes well outside of his territory to prove his dominance.

The episode was rated 7.05 from 43 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E1

#12 - Padian: P.I. (Season 7 - Episode 1)

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The auction goes back to Fontana, CA and the buyers come loaded for action. Ivy is excited to return to an area known for the items he needs, but Jarrod and Brandi must employ some sharp strategy to get a good locker. Darrel and Brandon are looking to score heavy which puts Mary at the bottom hoping for a top unit.

The episode was rated 7.05 from 58 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E2

#11 - The Thrill of a Kitty and the Agony of Smoked Meat (Season 7 - Episode 2)

Moreno Valley, CA, is known for great views and good finds. Darrell tries to smoke the competition and proves that sometimes treasure can look like trash. Mary struggles to wrangle information from the more experienced buyers, but Rene is not looking to share first place in the hunt for the best locker.

The episode was rated 7.11 from 54 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E8

#10 - What Cowboy Dreams May Come (Season 7 - Episode 8)

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Santa Ana is Dave Hester's old stomping grounds and he plays it to his diabolical advantage as he makes the other buyers struggle to get a decent locker. Jarrod and Brandi can't seem to get on their game while Rene has to hit hard to get a unit. Ivy Clavin crashes the auction in Orange County, but can he come out a winner against some new competition?

The episode was rated 7.12 from 43 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E5

#9 - It's All Smoke and Mirrors (Season 7 - Episode 5)

The buyers venture out to Rancho Cucamonga, CA where everyone is on the hunt for something big. Ivy has no problem spending his bucks for the right locker. Darrell and Brandon have got a hunger they need to feed. Jarrod and Brandi hope their day doesn't suck, while Mary looks to spruce up a locker with some of that ol' Mary magic.

The episode was rated 7.20 from 40 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E6

#8 - Packed, Stacked and All... Trash? (Season 7 - Episode 6)

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Auctions in Costa Mesa bring out the best and worst of the buyers as everyone tries to score a great buy. Jarrod rides easy but brings intimidation as Dave returns to an area he knows all too well. Mary tries to spend big in this coastal town while Darrell struggles as he tries to shut out one of the other buyers.

The episode was rated 7.21 from 47 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E13

#7 - Valley of the Hauls (Season 7 - Episode 13)

Moreno Valley, CA, is a bit out of the way, but any auction could have the hidden treasure that keeps the buyers on the hunt. Mary decides it is time to take matters into her own hands and launches a daring idea while Ivy keeps it old school and targets a working man's unit. Rene wants to focus on the lockers and not the buyers, but Dave gets in the way as he tries to make his mark in a new area.

The episode was rated 7.25 from 71 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E12

#6 - High Stakes and Low Blows (Season 7 - Episode 12)

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The buyers return to Montebello, CA, home to some of the biggest finds and worst dramas. Ivy has never hit it big here so he is focused on a good score no matter the cost. Jarrod and Brandi are determined to not let another big locker get away while Dave paces his bids, but not his temper.

The episode was rated 7.26 from 68 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E4

#5 - There Will Be Blood Money (Season 7 - Episode 4)

Riverside, CA is the place to be for all the beautiful buyers... at least that's what Dan and Laura think. Mary hopes dialing up some luck will turn her rough day around. Rene doesn't need any luck, he's "just that good." Brandi does her best to stay positive for Jarrod, while Dave is out for blood.

The episode was rated 7.28 from 47 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E3

#4 - The Sweet Sniff of Success (Season 7 - Episode 3)

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The buyers head to West Covina, CA where everyone is vying to be the top dog. Jarrod and Brandi bring an expert to sniff out the best lockers. Darrell and Brandon help everyone at the auction dress for success, while Mary sets out to find a vintage-y locker... because everyone knows that old is the new, new.

The episode was rated 7.29 from 56 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E11

#3 - Ivy for the Win (Season 7 - Episode 11)

The stakes are high and the dollars get higher as the buyers attend a first class auction in Arcadia, CA. Dave targets Jarrod and Brandi and the sparks begin to fly. Ivy strikes early in hopes of landing a solid unit, but the bids quickly reach well into the thousands leaving Mary struggling to keep up.

The episode was rated 7.40 from 47 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E10

#2 - Tinseltown Tussle (Season 7 - Episode 10)

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North Hollywood sets the scene for another auction filled with dreams of hitting it big. Mary gets a leg up on the competition with a not so secret weapon while Dave takes a gamble on an unusual auction despite his hatred of Hollywood. Jarrod and Brandi target only the best as Rene aims for the sky which could lead to a big crash.

The episode was rated 7.43 from 56 votes.

Storage Wars - S7E7

#1 - Bozek Is My Spirit Animal (Season 7 - Episode 7)

There are treasures for some and turmoil for others as the buyers face off in Lake Elsinore, CA. Dave arrives in a surprisingly good mood, but that doesn't stop him from causing trouble for everyone else. Rene and Jarrod go head-to-head on a series of great units while Ivy has to work hard in an unfamiliar area.

The episode was rated 7.70 from 43 votes.

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