Best Episodes
The titular Nerd character is an ill-tempered and foul-mouthed video game fanatic. He derives comic appeal from excessive and inventive use of profanity, frequent displays of explicit gestures, and heavy consumption of beer, particularly Rolling Rock or Yuengling, to "soothe the pain". A particular characteristic is his favorable comparison of extremely repulsive and painful, usually firmly scatological, acts to playing the games he reviews. Varying amounts of physical comedy are mixed into the verbal abuse.
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DELETE !!!
The episode was rated 6.75 from 12 votes.
On Halloween night, the Nerd finds a flaming bag of shit on his doorstep. And in that bag is The Crow for Sega Saturn. Not based on the 1994 movie, but the inferior 1996 sequel, and plagued with horrifying graphics and ghastly game-play.
The episode was rated 6.92 from 12 votes.
How many movie based NES games (not made by LJN) can you name? Batman. Gremlins 2. Well, how about Lethal Weapon!
The episode was rated 7.18 from 11 votes.
It's day 3 of the Nerd's 12 Days of Shitsmas! You thought Big Rigs and Desert Bus were bad? Well check out Crazy Bus!!
The episode was rated 7.21 from 14 votes.
The 12 Days of Shitsmas continues! Today the Nerd reviews The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends on NES!
The episode was rated 7.23 from 13 votes.
You remember them from Full House. Now see Mary-Kate and Ashley in their own awful video game for Game Boy Color!
The episode was rated 7.25 from 12 votes.
You loved her on Baywatch and Home Improvement! Now see Pamela Anderson in her own crappy game! The Nerd reviews V.I.P. for the original playstation!
The episode was rated 7.31 from 13 votes.
Unable to find any games shitty enough for a review in the cartridge department, the Nerd turns to a console he's yet to cover: The Turbographx 16. And no better way to introduce the black sheep of the 16-bit era than a game featuring that web-footed righter of wrongs, Darkwing Duck.
The episode was rated 7.31 from 16 votes.
It's day 4 of the Nerd's 12 Days of Shitsmas! This time it's Ren & Stimpy: Fire Dogs for the Super Nintendo!
The episode was rated 7.38 from 13 votes.
The 12 Days of Shitsmas continues.. Today the Nerd reviews Porky's for Atari 2600!
The episode was rated 7.57 from 14 votes.
Welcome back! It's day two of the Nerd's "12 Days of Shitsmas" Today the Nerd is reviewing ALF for the Sega Master System!
The episode was rated 7.57 from 14 votes.
The episode was rated 7.79 from 14 votes.
The episode was rated 7.79 from 14 votes.
On the 12th Day of SHITSmas, AVGN fans gave to me... the LJN Video Art!?! Noooo!!!
The episode was rated 8.15 from 13 votes.
The Nerd stumbles across a super rare Super Famicom game that is said to be the worst game ever made. He's reviewed some horrible titles before, like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, CrazyBus, Big Rigs, Desert Bus and Superman 64 to name a few, but this takes this crap factor to a whole new level.
The episode was rated 8.60 from 15 votes.
