Geordie Shore is a reality television series, broadcast by MTV (UK and Ireland). Set in and around Newcastle upon Tyne, it is the British adaptation of American show Jersey Shore. Let's get mortal!
Written by Sophie and last updated on feb 06, 2023.
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The Geordies are back and during their first night on the Toon getting mortal, Gaz arrives with a surprise: his name is Aaron, he's Gaz's mate, and he's the new lad in the Geordie Shore house. The house have a wild party to celebrate Gary's birthday with a good helping of tequila, mayhem and a couple of threesomes. Holly is missing Charlotte. She decides to get some animals in the house so that Charlotte will come back. So she gets some tortoises.
The episode was rated 7.22 from 74 votes.
Shirts are off and fists are about to fly after Gaz gets jealous when Marnie flirts with new boy Aaron. Everyone’s buzzin’ as Vicky returns to the house, and there’s the first ever Tash-On Tours as the Geordies put their own tequila-fuelled spin on singles nights.
The episode was rated 7.46 from 68 votes.
With Charlotte back in the house, all eyes are on Gaz and Marnie and whether they’ll decide to continue sleeping together. Charlotte is in tears after Gaz and Aaron blame her for creating a boy-girl divide, and the crew take Tash-On Tours to Manchester to share the Geordie approach to singles nights, getting mortal and necking on!
The episode was rated 7.48 from 65 votes.
As the lads and lasses wake up and reflect on Kyle’s sudden arrival last night, the girls are hoping he won’t be sucked into being Gaz’s lapdog and Vicky regrets her cheeky tash on with Kyle.
The episode was rated 7.49 from 59 votes.
The group wake up in Iceland with mixed feelings. The girls are angry with the lads for ‘pie-ing’ them last night and pulling girls. Kyle and Holly get very flirty on a trip to the ‘Penis Museum’ and the Geordie Tours next stop is to an impressive geyser (that “smells like one of James’ protein farts!”)
The episode was rated 7.51 from 55 votes.
Things kick off in the house as Aaron hears Vicky and the girls slagging him off on the eve of his third date with Vicky. And while the lads are out at work the girls get a massive surprise as new boy Kyle arrives to join the family.
The episode was rated 7.52 from 65 votes.
Charlotte is back! And her arrival couldn’t have come at a worse time, as she walks in on a double date and finds out all about Gaz getting with Marnie. New lad Aaron wins a date with Holly after completing her challenge but he reveals that he’s actually got a thing for Vicky.
The episode was rated 7.57 from 75 votes.
Will Aaron and Marnie finally get together and will Gaz and Scott make up after Gaz broke his own Lad Code? Meanwhile Charlotte and Holly announce Geordie Shore’s first-ever wedding!
The episode was rated 7.65 from 51 votes.
