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My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids

ABC 2001

Michael Kyle longs for a traditional life, but his day-trader wife Janet, gangsta rap-worshipping son Michael Jr., and brooding daughters Claire and Kady make his dream just that ... a dream.

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The 10 Best Episodes of My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids - S4E26

#1 - The Maid

8.45

Season 4 - Episode 26

While Jay is away at a seminar, Michael hires a maid, Mrs. Hopkins, to look after the family. Mrs. Hopkins fulfills their every need and want to a sweet perfection, including homemade ice cream, an immaculately clean house and handmade outfits for Claire. When Jay comes home, she appreciates Mrs. Hopkins' attention to every detail, but begins to feel that perhaps she has taken over just a bit too much.

The episode was rated #1 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 65 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S3E27

#2 - Graduation (2)

8.40

Season 3 - Episode 27

Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift – and as a way to separate Junior and Vanessa, who are planning on moving in together and getting married as soon as they start college. Both Kady and Clare admit their sadness on Junior leaving, and Michael and Jay feel proud of having raised a semi-successful child. They go out to relive some of their memories and when they come back late at night they find Junior and Vanessa sitting in the kitchen. He's decided not to go to Japan anymore. Vanessa is pregnant.

The episode was rated #2 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 72 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S4E27

#3 - Hand Model

8.37

Season 4 - Episode 27

In a twist of fate, Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition. As he flaunts his newfound fame, he is careful to protect the family's new financial asset – his hands. Meanwhile Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel, so, on Jr.'s advice, he takes matters into his own hands.

The episode was rated #3 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 59 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S3E21

#4 - Claire's Permit

8.35

Season 3 - Episode 21

Claire has taken her driving permit, but Michael won't lend her the car because he doesn't think she can drive very well. Nevertheless, Claire steals the car keys thinking if she goes out really quick while her parents are gone they will never notice. Unfortunately, she drives by them on her way to meet her friends, and Michael decides to teach her a lesson on the Michael Kyle style: stealing the car and making Clare feel guilty about it. She goes to Junior for help, and they call the police reporting the stolen car. Michael ends up in jail due to the mixup, but he and Clare end up getting along after everything is cleared up.

The episode was rated #4 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 65 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S2E3

#5 - No Rules

8.34

Season 2 - Episode 3

The kids are chafing at Michael's household rules, so he drops them all. He also stops doing anything for them. That means they must cook their own meals and get themselves to school. It also means that Jr. may eat in his room---and live with the ants the food attracts. And it means that Claire may talk on the telephone as long as she likes, as long as she uses the pay phone Michael has installed. (TV Guide)

The episode was rated #5 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 131 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S4E30

#6 - The Baby (2)

8.33

Season 4 - Episode 30

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

The episode was rated #6 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 55 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S3E23

#7 - Tee for Too Many

8.31

Season 3 - Episode 23

Jay decides to spend more quality time with Michael - by watching him play golf. Meanwhile, Jr., who only wants to go to college because Vanessa's going, asks Franklin for help with the application essay.

The episode was rated #7 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 70 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S4E6

#8 - He's Having a Baby

8.30

Season 4 - Episode 6

Worried about Junior's fathering skills, Michael decides to enroll him in a parenting course. Junior is reluctant to attend, so Michael gives him a water balloon that Junior should keep for a week as if it was the baby. If it breaks, he'll have to attend the course. Michael doesn't let Junior have it easy, and Junior insists that more than wanting to teach him how to be a good parent, Michael doesn't have any trust in him.

The episode was rated #8 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 76 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E2

#9 - Fantasy Camp (2)

8.25

Season 5 - Episode 2

Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for different reasons – and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.

The episode was rated #9 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 71 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E19

#10 - Michael Joins a Gym

8.25

Season 5 - Episode 19

The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews), who doesn't look any older than when Michael last saw him. He enlists Darryl's help to get him back into shape and, in the process, becomes obsessed with looking fit and buff. Meanwhile, Franklin fails his first test and fears that Kady will no longer accept him.

The episode was rated #10 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 71 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S2E6
#11 - He Heard, She Heard
8.25
Season 2 - Episode 6

Claire asks her parents to go to a party, but Michael won't let her. Jay thinks he should trust his daughter more, so he lets her spend the night over at Erica's (even though that wasn't his original decision). When he picks up the phone, he ‘accidentally' listens to Claire's conversation, where she says she'll fool Michael and go to the party. Michael sets up a scheme to catch her, but Kady overhears it. Claire bribes her sister with liquorish so she'll page her when Michael leaves the house. The plan works, and Michael can't rest until he discovers how Claire tricked him. Finally, he bribes Kady and catches Claire and her friends with a fake party he made up.

The episode was rated #1 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 117 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S2E25
#12 - Make Over
8.24
Season 2 - Episode 25

Jay and Michael are grocery shopping when they run into Susan Green, former cheerleader from their highschool. Susan is in great shape, which makes Jay feel ugly and inadequate like she did back in high school. Jay feels depressed and Claire talks her into getting a makeover to boost her self-esteem. Meanwhile, Junior gets himself locked in a girl's locker after a misfortunate attempt to steal her bra.

The episode was rated #2 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 82 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S2E2
#13 - Mom's Away (2)
8.23
Season 2 - Episode 2

The pregnancy test was Charmaine's, who is thinking about running away from home. Thanks to Michael's advice on teen parenting (something he had to go through himself), Charmaine decides to talk to her parents about it. Meanwhile, Michael tries to prove to Jr. that his friends are not as friendly as he thinks, something Jr. only realizes after one of the guys tries to hit on his sister Claire. And Michael goes on with the story on Kady's birth, how he took over the pregnancy for Jay and how she ended up with Shaquille O'Neal thanks to a hospital mixup.

The episode was rated #3 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 97 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E23
#14 - Graduation Day
8.22
Season 5 - Episode 23

It's Jay's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. To make matters worse, Jay thinks Michael, who didn't want her to go to college in the first place, is trying to sabotage her special day.

The episode was rated #4 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 49 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S4E24
#15 - Romantic Night
8.22
Season 4 - Episode 24

Wanting to spend quiet time together, Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hotel. Then, when Jr. mistakenly cancels the reservation, Michael tries to create a romantic night at home. But things take a disastrous turn when Michael hurts his head trying to shut off the water valve, Jay handcuffs them to each other – but can't find the key – and a burnt roast almost causes the house to burn down.

The episode was rated #5 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 63 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S2E27
#16 - Jr. Gets His License
8.21
Season 2 - Episode 27

Michael is stopped by a cop while giving Jr. a driving lesson and it seems that Michael's license has expired. So father and son must both take driving tests.

The episode was rated #6 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 84 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S3E25
#17 - Not So Hostile Takeover
8.21
Season 3 - Episode 25

Claire comes home with the exciting news that she was invited to senior prom. Jay is excited about it and volunteers to chaperone at the dance, in order to keep Claire safe from her date, a senior quarterback. But Jay's exaggerated excitement makes Claire feel uncomfortable, especially when her parents are crowned queen and king of the prom. Michael tells Claire that she shouldn't be upset about it because Jay never attended her own prom as she was giving birth to Junior that night, and so Claire lets her mom enjoy her moment. Meanwhile, Junior falls into another one of Michael's plans once he tries to teach the kid a lesson about money management and ends up turning his car the exact opposite of Junior's plans.

The episode was rated #7 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 75 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S3E24
#18 - The Big Bang Theory
8.21
Season 3 - Episode 24

Michael and Jay panic when Claire reveals that she and Tony have decided to have sex. Her parents try by all means to change their minds and stop them, unsuccessfully. When the day and time comes, their find out Claire has sneaked out of the house and panic. Claire and Tony show up a few minutes later, and just when Michael is ready to kill him, Tony reveals that they didn't do anything. Just when they were about to do it, he opened the drawer on the hotel room's nightstand and found a bible, which he took as a sign from God. But he doesn't have to know that every hotel has a bible.

The episode was rated #8 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 68 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S3E13
#19 - Open Your Heart
8.21
Season 3 - Episode 13

Jay decides to attend a ""Open Your Heart"" seminar for struggling couples, even though she and Michael are happier than ever. Her excuse is ""prevention"", but Michael warns her not to try fixing something that isn't broken. At the seminar, they are teased against each other and stop talking to one another. It takes Kady suffering an accident at school for them to realize how important communication between them really is. Meanwhile, Michael wants his children to learn the value of money and tells Jr. to start his own business selling monkeyfish like he. Jr., instead of the monkeyfish, decides to get 100% refunds on the clothes Claire buys with a 40% discount at the store she's working. When Jr. gets caught, Claire gets fired and Michael punishes him by making he wear the clothes he wanted refund.

The episode was rated #9 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 78 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S3E2
#20 - The Kyles Go to Hawaii (2)
8.20
Season 3 - Episode 2

Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all alone. Claire and Jr. fight over who'll have to stay in the room babysitting for Kady, but Claire lets her brother get out of the duty, after all it's not often he gets a date. Jr. has a memorable night on the beach with Leilani, a native girl. Kady and Claire decide to spend their times on the hotel's spa, while at the dinner table Jay and Michael both struggle to say no to the temptations they met – an female underwear model and a male chest/abs model. When they go back to the hotel, they find their three kids resting in peace. Kady and Claire are glowing like never before, and Jr. has the biggest smile on his face. With all three sleeping deeply, Michael and Jay decide to extend their night at the beach, celebrating their second honeymoon.

The episode was rated #10 Best episode of My Wife and Kids from 93 votes.

Last updated: mar 06, 2021

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