My Wife and Kids

10 Best Episodes of My Wife and Kids - Season 5

Michael Kyle is a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style. As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.

Written by Sophie and last updated on dec 06, 2022.

PS: The following content contains spoilers!

PPS: I will admit that parts of this page was written with the help of AI - it makes my work so much easier to not start from a blank page!

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My Wife and Kids - S5E1

#15 - Fantasy Camp (1) (Season 5 - Episode 1)

Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for different reasons – and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.

The episode was rated 7.90 from 86 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E6

#14 - Pokerface (Season 5 - Episode 6)

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Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Jay along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides, in turn, to crash Jay's all-female book club, where they're discussing the latest book by Angeline Boudreaux.

The episode was rated 7.90 from 63 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E10

#13 - The Wedding (Season 5 - Episode 10)

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, simple wedding. Michael and Jay offer to help plan it, but instead of something simple and sweet, they plan an elaborate and expensive ceremony that includes dolphins, a castle and 751 guests. Frustrated, Vanessa tells Jr. he needs to regain control of things, forcing him to decide whether he should stand up to Michael.

The episode was rated 7.93 from 58 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E15

#12 - Silence Is Golden (Season 5 - Episode 15)

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Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

The episode was rated 7.98 from 60 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E7

#11 - The Proposal (Season 5 - Episode 7)

Jr. is finally ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he tries to do so, something interrupts him, including Michael and Jay -- who are preparing to compete against each other in a karaoke competition.

The episode was rated 8.02 from 59 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E24

#10 - Michael Sells the Business (Season 5 - Episode 24)

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With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael convinces Jay that, if they sold their business, they'd be able to spend more quality time with Jr., Jr. and watch him grow up -- something they wish they could have done more of with their own kids. But the offer goes bust and Michael's nemesis, Bobby Shaw (Katt Williams), comes up with a surprising proposal. Meanwhile, Kady and Claire antagonize each other over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.

The episode was rated 8.02 from 50 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E21

#9 - Jr.'s Cartoon (Season 5 - Episode 21)

When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled ""My Wife and Kid"" -- based on himself, Vanessa, the baby and the rest of the Kyle family -- it catches the attention of ABC. Michael becomes Jr.'s agent, but the meeting with the television executives goes badly, crushing Jr.'s dream opportunity, so now Michael has to find a way to rectify the situation. Meanwhile, Claire threatens to break up with Tony unless he can bring some ""umph"" into their relationship.

The episode was rated 8.04 from 46 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E14

#8 - Sweetheart's Day (Season 5 - Episode 14)

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When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for ""Sweetheart's Day,"" a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Jay's gift on her attitude towards him at a particular moment. He shares his plan with Jr., Tony and Franklin, hoping that they will follow the lead, but the only lead is straight to trouble.

The episode was rated 8.05 from 60 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E25

#7 - R.V. Dreams (Season 5 - Episode 25)

Michael, who is determined to make record time driving from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon in a luxurious R.V., convinces his reluctant family to make the road trip so they can spend quality time together. Along the way, Michael puts the family through many misadventures -- including getting lost -- and in his haste neglects to read one of the R.V. manual's most crucial operational features.

The episode was rated 8.09 from 55 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E17

#6 - The Bahamas (2) (Season 5 - Episode 17)

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While at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for a family vacation, lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island - along with a rapidly rising tide -- and the only other person there who can help them is Michael's talkative and annoying golf buddy, Jimmy (David Alan Grier) -- who refuses to do so since they weren't willing to spend time with him when they had the chance. Meanwhile, Jr. leaves Vanessa and the baby behind so he can enjoy the resort's activities; Tony and Claire hang out at the beach bar and she realizes too late that her island drink contains alcohol; and Kady and Franklin run into his nemesis, Francesco Mumfordi, who has stolen one of Franklin's theories.

The episode was rated 8.10 from 50 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E8

#5 - Restaurant Wars (Season 5 - Episode 8)

At first, Michael is skeptical that Jay can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. But his competitive and supportive sides emerge when the Hoos, the owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, use sneaky tactics to put ""Jay's Soooooouuuul Kitchen"" out of business.

The episode was rated 8.17 from 63 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E12

#4 - They Call Me El Foosay (Season 5 - Episode 12)

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When Vanessa innocently buys Jr. a foosball game, Jr. discovers his competitive nature and becomes obnoxious when he wins. When Michael challenges Jr. and wins, he initially wants to teach his son a lesson about being a good winner. But then when Michael continues to win, his ""fatherly lesson"" goes out the window and instead he becomes obsessed with playing foosball. Desperate, the Kyles have to come up with a plan to break the game's hold on Michael.

The episode was rated 8.20 from 56 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E23

#3 - Graduation Day (Season 5 - Episode 23)

It's Jay's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. To make matters worse, Jay thinks Michael, who didn't want her to go to college in the first place, is trying to sabotage her special day.

The episode was rated 8.22 from 49 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E19

#2 - Michael Joins a Gym (Season 5 - Episode 19)

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The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews), who doesn't look any older than when Michael last saw him. He enlists Darryl's help to get him back into shape and, in the process, becomes obsessed with looking fit and buff. Meanwhile, Franklin fails his first test and fears that Kady will no longer accept him.

The episode was rated 8.25 from 71 votes.

My Wife and Kids - S5E2

#1 - Fantasy Camp (2) (Season 5 - Episode 2)

Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for different reasons – and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.

The episode was rated 8.25 from 71 votes.

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