Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
Written by Sophie and last updated on dec 26, 2022.
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Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.
The episode was rated 7.53 from 30 votes.
Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.
The episode was rated 7.64 from 25 votes.
Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.
The episode was rated 7.77 from 35 votes.
After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris.
The episode was rated 7.79 from 33 votes.
Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.
The episode was rated 7.79 from 34 votes.
Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.
The episode was rated 7.97 from 35 votes.
Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.
The episode was rated 8.00 from 30 votes.
The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.
The episode was rated 8.00 from 35 votes.
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
The episode was rated 8.15 from 33 votes.
A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.
The episode was rated 8.31 from 29 votes.
