Best Episodes
Five million years ago, the Atlantic Ocean covered North America all the way to the Ohio Valley. As the ocean receded to form our present-day geography, a family of squids was stranded in a remote setting in the North Georgia mountains. This motley melange of mischievous mollusks, influenced by the rural ways of the redneck locals, quickly "adapticise" to a world of fighting, feuding and fornicating with a Faulknerian flambé of ferocious sea creature livin'. The humor lies in the "adapticization."
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The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Dave Willis' real life grandmother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)
The episode was rated 6.96 from 27 votes.
Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.
The episode was rated 7.17 from 29 votes.
Rusty gets interested in a white trash rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
The episode was rated 7.61 from 28 votes.
Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison. By the end it is discovered that Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler got em again.
The episode was rated 7.67 from 30 votes.
Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
The episode was rated 7.73 from 30 votes.
Early starts his own cult and marries a bunch of women in a "Jim Jones" like manner.
The episode was rated 7.86 from 36 votes.
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
The episode was rated 7.89 from 28 votes.
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.
The episode was rated 7.94 from 18 votes.
Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.
The episode was rated 7.95 from 22 votes.
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
The episode was rated 8.17 from 41 votes.
