Storage Wars

10 Best Episodes of Storage Wars - Season 12

When rent is not paid on a storage locker for three months in California, the contents can be sold by an auctioneer as a single lot of items in the form of a cash-only auction. The show follows professional buyers who purchase the contents based only on a five-minute inspection of what they can see from the door when it is open. The goal is to turn a profit on the merchandise.

Written by Sophie and last updated on feb 12, 2023.

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Storage Wars - S12E14

#15 - Mistress of the Snark (Season 12 - Episode 14)

In Stanton, Calif., Ivy thinks he's a comic, but the gizmo in his locker is no joke; Brandi and Jarrod make sure that what they find in their unit doesn't stay there; Kenny's vintage entertainment lands him an excuse to meet a cult TV host.

The episode was rated 7.41 from 76 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E2

#14 - Weekend at Barry's (Season 12 - Episode 2)

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Kenny feels nostalgic in Koreatown, so he brings along an old friend, which may or may not be a good idea; Brandi and Jarrod sweeten their profit in an unexpected way; Ivy tolerates the big city in an effort to find some name-brand goodies.

The episode was rated 7.46 from 129 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E9

#13 - Let's Give 'Em Something to Tonka About (Season 12 - Episode 9)

Dave counts on his competition being unwilling to buy a big locker they need to move; Ivy and Ivy Jr. find their day somewhat therapeutic; Mary finally finds a tiny treasure to take home; Rene stands his ground to protect his honor.

The episode was rated 7.47 from 95 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E10

#12 - Fowl Play (Season 12 - Episode 10)

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Dave sees his profits grow, among other things, in Torrance, Calif.; Mary finds clothes that don't fit her, which turns out to be a good thing; Kenny takes a chance at being an early bird, but winds up looking more like a dodo.

The episode was rated 7.48 from 89 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E1

#11 - The Jenny, the Baker, the Prosthetics Maker (Season 12 - Episode 1)

Jarrod takes Brandi to an auction on her birthday; Darrell tries to find another "All Ten" locker; Rene stands his ground to protect his honor; Mary brings in her pal from Texas to put her California counterparts in their place.

The episode was rated 7.51 from 142 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E3

#10 - A Sale of Two Cities (Season 12 - Episode 3)

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Emily brings her mother along; Darrell wastes no time finding an advantage; Ivy and Ivy Jr. clean up with their locker; Kenny gets some advice from a music legend; Shana and Edwina settle for thrifting what's in front of them.

The episode was rated 7.52 from 132 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E6

#9 - Om Sweet Om (Season 12 - Episode 6)

The Vegas Ladies show up in Bourgie Brea; Mary decides to deal with her storage stress by introducing a bit of yoga into her routine; and Ivy and Dave go head-to-head on a giant pair of sister lockers, but Dave chooses to sit out the rest of the time.

The episode was rated 7.53 from 104 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E12

#8 - The Wind Beneath My Bids (Season 12 - Episode 12)

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Winds in excess of 30 mph batter Desert Hot Springs, Calif., and the buyers do their best to keep standing; Rene and Gunther dust off an old locker; Brandi and Jarrod's unit takes a turn and ends up lapping the competition; Kenny steps up his game.

The episode was rated 7.54 from 94 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E16

#7 - Drama in the LBC (Season 12 - Episode 16)

The buyers manage to make a charitable contribution in the neighborhood of North Long Beach; Darrell and Dave wager on who got the better sister locker; Brandi and Jarrod spend way too much, but see their treasure soar.

The episode was rated 7.56 from 94 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E15

#6 - Nowhere to Formaldehyde (Season 12 - Episode 15)

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Emily's husband, Cody, misses a bid and stirs up trouble; Brandi and Jarrod put their faith in the cowboy and end up facing their mortality; the Vegas Ladies struggle to be seen; Ivy revisits some of his glory days.

The episode was rated 7.58 from 89 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E13

#5 - Not All That Glitters Is Gourd (Season 12 - Episode 13)

Back in the city of Orange, Calif., the Vegas Ladies arrive in vintage style, though not everyone agrees; Casey finds the chutzpah to pick up a good unit; Darrell tries to peddle his wares to Emily, but settles for a decent locker.

The episode was rated 7.59 from 83 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E4

#4 - They Shoe Horses, Don't They (Season 12 - Episode 4)

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In Hesperia, Calif., Mary's transportation troubles lead to her teaming up with Kenny and taking him out to pasture; Darrell shows the next generation of Gambler how it's done; the Vegas Ladies' mid-century style lets them write their own ticket.

The episode was rated 7.65 from 110 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E11

#3 - What Came First: The Chicken or the Auction? (Season 12 - Episode 11)

Overwhelmed by the sheer number of units up for auction in Rialto, Calif., Mary and Ivy wager that each can better predict final locker prices than the other; Dave's locker resembles a chop shop; Rene and Tatianna score vintage sporting goods.

The episode was rated 7.66 from 87 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E7

#2 - Grandmaโ€™s Havoc (Season 12 - Episode 7)

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In Victorville, Ivy takes it easy, letting Ivy, Jr. run the operation. Kenny feels run down and his lack of focus lands him a locker, but there is a pleasant surprise in the end. Mary, Shana, and Edwina cannot seem to make anything stick, so they decide to embrace it, doing what they do best.

The episode was rated 7.69 from 105 votes.

Storage Wars - S12E8

#1 - Cloudy with a Chance of Profit (Season 12 - Episode 8)

It is a momentous occasion in Van Nuys for Darrell, and he has a completely groovy time with it. Ivy starts his day off with an unwelcome bang. Brandi and Jarrod are left wondering whether their unit will bring clear skies or clouds ahead.

The episode was rated 7.70 from 105 votes.

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