Tales from the Crypt

10 Best Episodes of Tales from the Crypt - Season 7

Cadaverous scream legend the Crypt Keeper is your macabre host for these forays of fright and fun based on the classic E.C. Comics tales from back in the day. So shamble up to the bar and pick your poison. Will it be an insane Santa on a personal slay ride? Honeymooners out to fulfill the "til death do we part" vow ASAP?

Written by Sophie and last updated on jan 24, 2023.

PS: The following content contains spoilers!

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Tales from the Crypt - S7E7

#13 - Kidnapper (Season 7 - Episode 7)

A pawnbroker falls in love with a pregnant girl. After the child is born, he gets jealous. He plans to kidnap the child, but after the abduction, his girlfriend becomes worse than with the child. He tries to buy the child back from the people he hired but it's no use. He tries to steal another woman's child only to learn that it was his ex-girlfriend's child.

The episode was rated 6.76 from 54 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E8

#12 - Report from the Grave (Season 7 - Episode 8)


Elliot thinks he has the talent for collecting thoughts from the dead. He decides to create a killer with his girlfriend but something goes terrible wrong. Elliot is now obsessed with resurrecting her which works but at the most horrible cost.

The episode was rated 6.79 from 52 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E13

#11 - The Third Pig (Season 7 - Episode 13)

In this cartoon version of the Three Little Pigs story, Dudly, the smart pig, is framed for the murders of his brothers and sentenced to death. But, his brothers' spirits help him seek revenge on the wolf.

The episode was rated 6.81 from 58 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E4

#10 - Escape (Season 7 - Episode 4)


A traitor in the second World War is restricted to a prison camp. One of the men he betrayed is transported to the camp. Badly scarred, he promises to reveal the traitor's identity. When he recovers, the traitor kills the patient then stows away in the back of a truck but he finds himself ambushed.

The episode was rated 6.86 from 63 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E12

#9 - Ear Today... Gone Tomorrow (Season 7 - Episode 12)

A safecracker hires a specialist to fix his hearing so he can return to his old days of safecracking for his boss. However, he soon discovers something shocking about the surgery.

The episode was rated 7.12 from 51 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E2

#8 - Last Respects (Season 7 - Episode 2)


Dorles, Marlys and Lavone are three sisters who think they have found a way out of their troubles. They discover a monkey's paw that grants them their wishes. Soon they learn the penalty of the wishes they make.

The episode was rated 7.12 from 84 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E9

#7 - Smoke Wrings (Season 7 - Episode 9)

An ad executive hires Barry and she's pleased to find out that she's got her opponent Frank running scared. Barry doesn't know anything about advertising until an ex-employee comes to help him with subliminal advertising. Jacqueline gives Barry Frank's position but Alistair has some nasty tricks up his sleeve.

The episode was rated 7.16 from 44 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E10

#6 - About Face (Season 7 - Episode 10)


Jonathan is a priest who discovers that he has two long lost daughters: beautiful Angelica and ugly Leah. Leah fears that because of her ugliness their father will leave them again. Jonathan plans to abandon them again but he is forced to kill Leah and gets a big surprise.

The episode was rated 7.20 from 54 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E6

#5 - Cold War (Season 7 - Episode 6)

Cammy is fed up with her boyfriend's robbery plans always backfiring. One day, she walks out on him and meets an attractive black man at a bar. Jimmy happens to be a vampire, but he discovers something else: Cammy and Ford are also among the living dead.

The episode was rated 7.27 from 51 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E11

#4 - Confession (Season 7 - Episode 11)


A terrible killer is the rampage slicing off every women's head in the city. A screenwriter finds himself as the prime suspect.

The episode was rated 7.29 from 45 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E5

#3 - Horror in the Night (Season 7 - Episode 5)

Jewel thief Nick double-crosses his partner then holes up inside a hotel. But, he maybe going out of his mind when he starts to see visions of a mysterious woman. It turns out that she's his ex-girlfriend. Along with his presumed dead partner they give him a taste of his own medicine.

The episode was rated 7.30 from 60 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E3

#2 - A Slight Case of Murder (Season 7 - Episode 3)


Sharon is a mystery novelist who just can't stand her nosy neighbor. One day her envious ex shows up. She tries to throw him out but he makes the first move. Mrs Trask sends her son to dig her up. As her son plans to do away with Sharon's ex, she comes alive and everyone kills each other. The whole thing was plotted by Trask to get some research for her next book.

The episode was rated 7.30 from 66 votes.

Tales from the Crypt - S7E1

#1 - Fatal Caper (Season 7 - Episode 1)

A dying elderly man decides to not leave his estate to his greedy sons. His lawyer convinces him to change his will so that unless they find their long lost brother Frank, the money goes to charity. Evelyn plots with her to double cross Justin but he get a big surprise. Their father is alive. His lawyer also has a surprise for him that he'll never forget.

The episode was rated 7.48 from 102 votes.

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