Two and a Half Men

10 Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men - Season 12

Two and a Half Men is a popular TV sitcom that premiered on CBS on September 23, 2003. It is the story of a jingle writer named Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen, who enjoys a carefree and hedonistic life in his beach-front house until his brother Alan, played by Jon Cryer, and Alan's son Jake, played by Angus T. Jones, move in with him. The show aired for 12 seasons before concluding with its final season in 2015.

Throughout the show's run, there have been several episodes that have gained a cult following among the viewers. In this article, we will take a look at the best episodes of Two and a Half Men ranked by the viewers. From the hilarious banter between Charlie and Alan to the adorable antics of Jake, the show has something for everyone. Whether you are a die-hard fan or a newcomer to the series, these episodes are sure to keep you entertained and wanting more.

So, without further ado, let us dive into the top-rated episodes of Two and a Half Men and relive the laughter and the tears that made this show one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time.

Written by Sophie and last updated on mar 30, 2024.

PS: The following content contains spoilers!

PPS: I will admit that parts of this page was written with the help of AI - it makes my work so much easier to not start from a blank page!

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Two and a Half Men - S12E15

#15 - Of Course He's Dead (1) (Season 12 - Episode 15)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

The episode was rated 7.11 from 724 votes.

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#14 - For Whom the Booty Calls (Season 12 - Episode 11)

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Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

The episode was rated 7.28 from 576 votes.

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#13 - Alan Shot a Little Girl (Season 12 - Episode 6)

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

The episode was rated 7.36 from 876 votes.

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#12 - Boompa Loved His Hookers (Season 12 - Episode 13)

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Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

The episode was rated 7.38 from 583 votes.

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#11 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey (Season 12 - Episode 9)

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

The episode was rated 7.40 from 580 votes.

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#10 - A Beer Battered Rip-Off (Season 12 - Episode 12)

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When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

The episode was rated 7.42 from 610 votes.

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#9 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight (Season 12 - Episode 4)

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

The episode was rated 7.44 from 906 votes.

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#8 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach (Season 12 - Episode 1)

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Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.

The episode was rated 7.46 from 1052 votes.

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#7 - Oontz, Oontz, Oontz (Season 12 - Episode 5)

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

The episode was rated 7.46 from 884 votes.

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#6 - Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun (Season 12 - Episode 14)

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After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

The episode was rated 7.48 from 624 votes.

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#5 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza (Season 12 - Episode 2)

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.

The episode was rated 7.49 from 979 votes.

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#4 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey (Season 12 - Episode 8)

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Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

The episode was rated 7.50 from 753 votes.

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#3 - Glamping in a Yurt (Season 12 - Episode 3)

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

The episode was rated 7.54 from 964 votes.

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#2 - Here I Come, Pants! (Season 12 - Episode 10)

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Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

The episode was rated 7.55 from 574 votes.

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#1 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner (Season 12 - Episode 7)

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

The episode was rated 7.64 from 853 votes.

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