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10 Best Episodes of Family Guy - Season 5

Family Guy is an animated series created by Seth MacFarlane for the FOX network, which first aired in 1999. It follows the adventures of the Griffin family, featuring Peter, Lois, Stewie, Meg, Chris, and Brian. The show has been praised for its sharp humor and its ability to tackle tough topics. With 23 seasons, there is no shortage of great episodes. Here is a list of the best Family Guy episodes, ranked by fans and critics alike.

From Stewie's time-travelling escapades to Peter's misadventures in Quahog, the show has a wide variety of memorable episodes. One of the most beloved episodes is "Road to the Multiverse," which sees Stewie and Brian travel to alternate universes. Another classic is "The Fat Guy Strangler," where Peter takes on a superhero persona in an attempt to stop a serial killer.

For fans of the show, there are countless episodes to choose from. But these are the ones that stand out from the rest. Whether you're a long-time fan or just getting into the show, these are the Family Guy episodes you should watch first.

Written by Sophie and last updated on apr 20, 2024.

PS: The following content contains spoilers!

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Family Guy - S5E7

#15 - Chick Cancer (Season 5 - Episode 7)

Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.

The episode was rated 7.44 from 544 votes.

Family Guy - S5E13

#14 - Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey (Season 5 - Episode 13)

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Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.

The episode was rated 7.47 from 460 votes.

Family Guy - S5E16

#13 - No Chris Left Behind (Season 5 - Episode 16)

After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

The episode was rated 7.49 from 452 votes.

Family Guy - S5E4

#12 - Saving Private Brian (Season 5 - Episode 4)

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Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

The episode was rated 7.51 from 568 votes.

Family Guy - S5E6

#11 - Prick Up Your Ears (Season 5 - Episode 6)

Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.

The episode was rated 7.52 from 558 votes.

Family Guy - S5E17

#10 - It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One (Season 5 - Episode 17)

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Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.

The episode was rated 7.54 from 464 votes.

Family Guy - S5E8

#9 - Barely Legal (Season 5 - Episode 8)

Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.

The episode was rated 7.57 from 534 votes.

Family Guy - S5E9

#8 - Road to Rupert (Season 5 - Episode 9)

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Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.

The episode was rated 7.57 from 520 votes.

Family Guy - S5E10

#7 - Peter's Two Dads (Season 5 - Episode 10)

After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.

The episode was rated 7.58 from 512 votes.

Family Guy - S5E12

#6 - Airport '07 (Season 5 - Episode 12)

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Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.

The episode was rated 7.58 from 502 votes.

Family Guy - S5E3

#5 - Hell Comes to Quahog (Season 5 - Episode 3)

After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.

The episode was rated 7.58 from 657 votes.

Family Guy - S5E11

#4 - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Season 5 - Episode 11)

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When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

The episode was rated 7.59 from 548 votes.

Family Guy - S5E5

#3 - Whistle While Your Wife Works (Season 5 - Episode 5)

When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.

The episode was rated 7.60 from 610 votes.

Family Guy - S5E1

#2 - Stewie Loves Lois (Season 5 - Episode 1)

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Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

The episode was rated 7.61 from 718 votes.

Family Guy - S5E18

#1 - Meet the Quagmires (Season 5 - Episode 18)

In the episode "Meet the Quagmires" of Family Guy, Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. Peter decides to spend his night with a movie actress, leaving Lois behind. When he returns to the present, he finds out that everything is different, as he is now married to the movie actress and Lois is with Quagmire. Additionally, Stewie, Chris, and Meg have all taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.

This episode of Family Guy is full of funny and unexpected twists and turns. The time-traveling shenanigans that ensue after Peter's wish are sure to keep viewers entertained. Peter soon realizes the consequences of his actions when he finds himself in a completely different world from the one he left. He must find a way to undo the changes he's caused, but will he be able to fix the future? The episode is a hilarious and entertaining take on time travel and the often unforeseen consequences it can have.

The episode was rated 7.92 from 479 votes.

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