Best Episodes
South Park is an iconic adult animated sitcom that has been airing on Comedy Central since 1997. It follows the misadventures of four grade-schoolers in South Park, Colorado. Its absurd humor and social commentary has earned it a cult following and critical praise. With 27 seasons, there are many great episodes to choose from. Here are our top picks for the best South Park episodes, ranked!
From classic episodes like "Scott Tenorman Must Die" and "Make Love, Not Warcraft" to more recent gems like "Band in China" and "Time to Get Cereal," South Park has offered up a wide variety of hilarious and thought-provoking stories over the years. With its blend of satire, parody, and wit, it's no wonder South Park is still going strong after 27 seasons.
Whether you're a die-hard fan or just getting into the show, these are the best South Park episodes you need to check out. From classic favorites to more recent standouts, there's something for everyone in this list of the best South Park episodes, ranked!
Written by Sophie and last updated on dec 20, 2024.
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The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help My out of Control Child."
The episode was rated 7.58 from 692 votes.
The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.
The episode was rated 7.65 from 750 votes.
The boys learn where veal comes from and they decide to save the calves by hiding them in Stan’s room, where they all intend to stay until the calves are guaranteed their safety. During the siege Stan develops symptoms of an illness caused by his new vegan diet.
The episode was rated 7.72 from 659 votes.
The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.
The episode was rated 7.73 from 685 votes.
A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys' 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, the boys get sent to the Deathcamp of Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrison's intolerable behavior.
The episode was rated 7.78 from 685 votes.
Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he travels to the Vatican to get some answers.
The episode was rated 7.80 from 702 votes.
With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.
The episode was rated 7.81 from 759 votes.
After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.
The episode was rated 7.87 from 705 votes.
Butters isn’t working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause chaos wherever he goes.
The episode was rated 7.92 from 685 votes.
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.
The episode was rated 7.95 from 743 votes.
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. There's just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have decided to build a ladder to Heaven in order to get the ticket back from their dead friend.
The episode was rated 7.96 from 690 votes.
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.
The episode was rated 8.03 from 701 votes.
In South Park's "The Simpsons Already Did It" episode, Professor Chaos returns with some new and evil ideas to cause trouble in South Park. Unfortunately, it turns out that The Simpsons has already done all of them. Meanwhile, Cartman's "Sea People" are given a mysterious ingredient that accelerates their evolution.
This episode is sure to please fans of the show, especially those who love Tweek. The over-the-top antics of Professor Chaos and Cartman's outlandish schemes are sure to make this episode a memorable one. With the Simpsons already having done all of Chaos' ideas, viewers can expect some hilarious moments as South Park finds ways to outdo the classic cartoon.
The episode was rated 8.09 from 748 votes.
In the South Park episode “My Future Self n' Me,” Stan is visited by a 32-year-old version of himself from the future. The older Stan warns young Stan of the type of person he will become in the future. Meanwhile, Cartman has started a business of revenge and is taking advantage of the townspeople.
The episode is a humorous look at the idea of time travel and the consequences of making bad choices. Through the older Stan, viewers get an insight into the kind of person Stan will become if he continues making the same mistakes. Meanwhile, Cartman’s business of revenge is a clever and often over-the-top take on the idea of getting even.
The episode was rated 8.12 from 676 votes.
The South Park episode, "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers", is one of the show's best episodes and an absolute favorite. In this episode, the boys are on a mission to return a copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. However, this is no ordinary copy, as Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the tape from the boys. The episode is full of hilarious moments as the boys try to complete their mission and keep the tape safe from the various people trying to take it from them.
This episode is truly a classic, as it captures the essence of kids being kids and folks jumping the gun. It is a great example of South Park's unique humor and shows the group's creativity in tackling complex topics and ideas. The episode is full of jokes and gags that make it an absolute favorite among fans of the show. From the boys' mission of returning the tape to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer to the various people trying to take it from them, this episode has something for everyone to enjoy.
The episode was rated 8.38 from 788 votes.
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