Best Episodes
South Park is an iconic adult animated sitcom that has been airing on Comedy Central since 1997. It follows the misadventures of four grade-schoolers in South Park, Colorado. Its absurd humor and social commentary has earned it a cult following and critical praise. With 27 seasons, there are many great episodes to choose from. Here are our top picks for the best South Park episodes, ranked!
From classic episodes like "Scott Tenorman Must Die" and "Make Love, Not Warcraft" to more recent gems like "Band in China" and "Time to Get Cereal," South Park has offered up a wide variety of hilarious and thought-provoking stories over the years. With its blend of satire, parody, and wit, it's no wonder South Park is still going strong after 27 seasons.
Whether you're a die-hard fan or just getting into the show, these are the best South Park episodes you need to check out. From classic favorites to more recent standouts, there's something for everyone in this list of the best South Park episodes, ranked!
Written by Sophie and last updated on dec 20, 2024.
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The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
The episode was rated 7.70 from 659 votes.
All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.
The episode was rated 7.74 from 676 votes.
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich.
The episode was rated 7.75 from 690 votes.
It’s up to Stan to put a team of South Park’s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn’t been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.
The episode was rated 7.77 from 698 votes.
All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.
The episode was rated 7.77 from 686 votes.
Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out it’s message.
The episode was rated 7.79 from 722 votes.
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.
The episode was rated 7.80 from 712 votes.
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
The episode was rated 7.88 from 728 votes.
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.
The episode was rated 7.92 from 686 votes.
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
The episode was rated 7.93 from 682 votes.
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he’s handicapped.
The episode was rated 7.97 from 722 votes.
South Park's episode, Woodland Critter Christmas, is one of the show's most iconic Christmas specials. In this episode, Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan agrees and builds the manger, only to find out that the critters serve a very different Lord than he expected. This episode is still one of the show's most beloved, and is considered one of the best Christmas specials.
The episode is filled with hilarious and heartwarming moments. The forest critters are very endearing and the scene where they all sing their song of praise to their Lord is a highlight of the episode. Stan's enthusiasm and enthusiasm for the critters' project is also delightful, as he tackles the task of building the manger with gusto. All of these moments make Woodland Critter Christmas a truly memorable episode, one that will bring joy to viewers for years to come.
The episode was rated 8.13 from 681 votes.
South Park's episode AWESOM-O follows Eric Cartman as he dresses up like a robot and calls himself AWESOM-O. His plan is to move in with Butters and learn all of his secrets in order to use them against him. Butters is overjoyed to have a new best friend and finds AWESOM-O's robotic ways endearing, however the Army believes AWESOM-O is a secret weapon and Hollywood is after him to create their next blockbuster.
This episode brings a humorous take on the idea of a robot companion, as Cartman's antics are amusing and often outrageous. The comedy comes from the contrast between Cartman's robotic facade and his true personality. It is a fun exploration of human-robot relations and showcases the dangers of letting secrets and technology fall into the wrong hands.
The episode was rated 8.23 from 788 votes.
Good Times with Weapons, an episode from South Park, is a comedic take on the look of Japanese Anime. The episode follows the misadventures of the show's protagonists, Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny, as they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market and are transformed into Japanese warriors. Afterward, they face off against their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, in a highly stylized battle.
The episode is filled with humorous references to Japanese culture, such as the characters' transformation into anime-style warriors, the use of Japanese instruments in the soundtrack, and the inclusion of samurai-inspired weapons. Through this, the show manages to bring a lighthearted and humorous take on the popular genre of anime. Despite its humorous tone, the episode still captures the intensity of an anime battle, as the boys and Professor Chaos engage in an epic showdown.
The episode was rated 8.24 from 868 votes.
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